Dogs wear bandanas and humans drink coffee. WHY? Because that’s what mainstream media and Dave Asprey tells us we should do. Are we upset about this? NO. Because we love creme caramel flavoured coffee with marshmallows and butter in it (that’s how you make a bulletproof coffee right?), and dogs that wear blue bandanas with arrows on them.

Check it out girl.

Dante’s Golden Arrow Bandanna, $12