Walking with Max is basically the same as walking with James Bond. Walking with a James Bond who is drunk, incoherent and late for a meeting with the Queen. This is because Max likes to wonder in circles around me, zig zag in front of me, and pull me into bushes while we walk on […]
Dog collars and leashes should be safe, clean and have cartoons on them…
Unless your dog goes to a salsa dance social on Fridays in Vancouver and wears specially made (and shiny) doggy salsa shoes, the chances are he has been walking bare foot around town in Vancouver most of his life. This means he has walked on grass, gravel, goose poop, sand, puddles, wooden floors, more goose […]
BarkBox is like Santa Claus, except a Santa Claus that has a muscular stature and a slick side parting that implies “we got this under control girl.”
To bring out the cat in your dog and a stinky fish stench in your living room…
Collars are a way for your dog to express his inner yearnings and soul purpose to the public. It’s also a way to stop him running away. We’ve put together a list of our fave top 7 summer dog collars. Me think you will likey… 1. Offshore Summer Dog Collar by SpaghettiandMe, $18.97 The offshore summer dog […]
A pizza dog bed for dogs who like pizzas and napping. And napping on pizzas.
It’s summer time in Vancouver. Which means men and women are walking around half-naked but not making eye contact, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE DO IN VANCOUVER Y’ALL. We also have dogs that are panting and wondering why they are outside when they would rather be inside sleeping on a dog bed that looks like a […]
Max is a guy’s guy. He eats raw meat with a generous side plate of danger and rolls around in freshly-served, Canadian goose poop. Not because he has to, but because he can. However as Max’s outer appearance is that of a Spanish goddess and people keep referring to him as “she”, Max and I […]
Nudist dogs have become a widespread problem in Vancouver recently due to the increase of dog unemployment in Vancouver. Luckily Rear Gear bum covers have come to the rescue. Rear Gear have made designs in the shapes of disco balls, hearts, flowers, smiley faces etc. to hide the rear end of your dog from pesky sniffers and […]
