- Puppies can be a lot of work. There is a lot of bedwetting, crying, and hiding under the bed, and that is likely just from the dog owner.
- Puppies and babies are pretty much the same. Except puppies are like babies with sharp teeth running around without diapers on.
- If you are living in London* for a while trying to figure out your life path and you try and sneak your puppy into Wimbledon Tennis because he has diarrhea and you couldn’t leave him at home, it will nearly work, until you realize that Wimbledon Tennis has x-ray machines and you have to leave.
- Puppies are the best.
*If the Queen of England is reading this, please note I absolutely did not do this. (Melanie Law, please do not tell her.)